There was this blonde who just got sick and tired of all the
blonde jokes. So one evening she went home and memorized
all the state capitals.

Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb
blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement,

"I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know
that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you
could do ... I memorized all the state capitals."

One of the guys, of course, said "I don't believe you.
What is the capital of Nevada?"

"N", she answered.


A wealthy woman is giving a garden party, and several well-to-do
guests attend. During the festivities, two gardeners are out on
the back lawn working. One of the guests was watching the
gardeners gardening, and while one gardener was busy weeding, the
other leaped up, spun about, and gracefully swirled, seeming to
dance movements.
Taken by his grace, the guest remarked to the host, "That man is
such a talented dancer, I'd pay him a hundred pounds to
demonstrate his dancing before my aerobics class!"
When the host asked the first gardener about such an arrangement,
he yelled, "Hey  Louie! Do you think for a hundred pounds you
could step on that rake again?'

 

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